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LAUGH AT........ WE MEAN WITH YOUR ACCOUNTANT

How does an accountant stay out of debt?

He learns to act his wage.

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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t? Depreciation.

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What is the definition of “accountant”? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.

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Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours? Because on the box it said Concentrate.

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What’s an actuary? An accountant without the sense of humour.

     INSPIRATIONAL BIBLE QUOTE OF THE DAY

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